Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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