writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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