This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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