Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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