I wanna bring you to show and tell
In the future we'll all be gay
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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