There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm always down for nudity.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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