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I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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