I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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