I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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