have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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