Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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