Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
