After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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