I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just wanna soil my oats bro
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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