gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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