bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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