He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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