Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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