I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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