Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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