We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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