i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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