Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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