gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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