Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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