the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
