sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
North Korea, Best Korea!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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