remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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