a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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