nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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