Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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