She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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