we're blogging at a bar
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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