White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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