I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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