Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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