hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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