i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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