When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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