I am puke
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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