when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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