just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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