Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
