don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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