On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
