Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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