that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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