Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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