Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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