Can Purell be used as lube?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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