id be glad to
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Text me some of your sweat
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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